A Lyrical Walkthrough, Bonus: Wind Fortress

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By Lee=Emcee².
Backing music: "My Other Gangster is a Wind Chime" by Edison

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Quick fourth wall breakdown, we got an update
It's Cave Story Plus, and it’s a tough place
You like rap for free? You want some more shit?
Well here’s that DLC. Wind Fortress.

Android hype shit, grab that mic quick,
No matter how tough shit might get
Level lay-out not un-like Norfair,
Top to bottom platforming, vertical warfare
Combat props are the spur and the sword here,
And a booster pack that blasts more air,
Sharp spikes, giant critters,
HP at higher figures
Move fast, get the map
Hit the door,
Don’t look back
Now we’re outside, Bottom of the Island,
Swarmin’ Gaudis flying
Like the Last Cave, but it’s harder
All the platforms are spaced farther
Miscalculate and it’s the end,
"You were never seen again"
Overwhelming obstacles,
Almost impossible,
But I’m volatile and unstoppable,
Monster damage, nominal, squeeze the trigger tight,
Keep pushing to the right and just FIGHT

Kick ass, take names,
Drop bars, spit flame
Mass attack battle rap
Permeates my database
Metal man, heart of stone
Greatest hero ever known
Lots of naked Curly Clones
Now I’m in the Danger Zone

...G-Clone,
Another boss for me to dethrone
I know that I can do it, but first I
Gotta make my way to it
More platforms, let’s get through it,
So we can reach the climax,
4k IMAX,
Danger too high for me to digest,
Cause I’m hard headed like a Himalayan ibex,
Mic check
Cybernetic hero, and I’m putting in work,
And I’m the real thing, baby, no Mechanical Turk
Exasperating rap attacking from a radical jerk,
I found Curly in a tube and she was hardly alert,
My darling damsel in distress, I’m here to save you again,
Before I know it, I’m surrounded by the clones of my friend,
I’m dog piled every time the television goes dead,
So I focus all of my attention on him instead,
Battle bot, let’s go,
Nude clone sex-o
Prepare to die, say goodbye,
Kiss hug X O
A little more HP to go, and
I wanna let em know,
That it’s over, so I activate the Poe, like:

"Be that shot our sign of parting, foul machine" I shrieked, upstarting—

"Get thee back into the scrap pile and unlock her chamber door!

Leave no clone as a token of my fire you’ve awoken!

Leave my winning streak unbroken!—open up her chamber door!

Take my beam from out my Spur, and take thy form from out my war!"

QUOTE MY RAY GUN...

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